Meet your Great Mentor

"Dirty MF welcomes you to SSH3, where running is optional, beer is mandatory, and the only thing faster than your pace will be your descent into poor life decisions. As the GM, I’m proudly responsible for the clown car we call Mismanagement—buckle up, it’s all downhill from here. Can’t wait to 'down down' with you—because what’s a little hazing between friends? On-on!"

"Dirty MF"

In Short

The GM is the lifeblood of the kennel, ensuring every hash is a memorable mix of running, beer, and camaraderie. They’re not just a leader—they’re the heartbeat of the hash family. On-on! 🎉🍺

The Grand Master (GM), also lovingly known as the Great Mentor, is the fearless (and often slightly tipsy) leader of a Hash House Harriers (H3) kennel. The GM’s role is equal parts ringleader, cheerleader, and mischief-maker, ensuring the pack is having fun and that the hash runs smoothly (or hilariously chaotically, depending on the kennel). Here’s a breakdown of what a GM does:

1. Master of Ceremonies 🎤

The GM leads the circle at the end of the run, where the hashers gather for announcements, songs, punishments, and “down downs.” They keep the energy high, the jokes rolling, and the beer flowing.

2. Hash Spirit Keeper 🍻

The GM embodies the heart and soul of the hash. Their job is to encourage camaraderie, uphold traditions, and make sure everyone—newbies and veterans alike—feels included.

3. Problem Solver 🛠️

When things go off the rails (literally or figuratively), the GM steps in to sort things out. Whether it's a lost hasher, a missing hare, or a beer shortage (gasp!), the GM is there to handle it—or at least delegate it hilariously.

4. Motivational Leader 🏃‍♀️🎉

The GM encourages participation in hash events, including haring trails, special runs, or other shenanigans. They’re often the first to volunteer for a crazy idea and the last to leave the party.

5. Chaos Wrangler 🤹‍♂️

Every kennel is a unique mix of personalities, and the GM helps manage that circus with diplomacy, humor, and the occasional bribe (usually beer).

6. Figurehead of Mismanagement 🎭

The GM oversees the kennel’s mismanagement committee, affectionately known as the clown car of hash leadership. They guide (or herd) the other officers to keep things on track while maintaining the spirit of organized disorganization.

7. Role Model for Shenanigans 🤪

Above all, the GM leads by example when it comes to fun. Whether they’re in a wacky costume, singing loudly (and badly), or leading a pack into questionable territory, the GM is there to remind everyone that hashing is about friendship, laughter, and maybe a little debauchery.