Meet Jeremy M. , affectionately known as "Mr. Burns," the Beer Meister and On-Sec of the South Sound H3! With a talent for tinkering with everything from electronics and IT to, well, your grandmother’s old lawnmower, Jeremy is the guy for fixing just about anything—except maybe your love life! 😂💔
As the Beer Meister, he’s the master of cold beverages and good times, ensuring that every gathering feels like a festival of frothy joy. Armed with a cooler full of liquid happiness and an arsenal of dad jokes, he’s known for turning hydration into a comedy show! 🥳🍺
In his dual role as On-Sec, Jeremy is keeping everyone in the loop with a blend of charm and chaos. Whether he’s advertising the next trail or organizing the beer lineup, his enthusiasm inspires half-minds to lace up their shoes, hit the trails, and raise a glass (or two) in great company! 🎉🏃♂️🍻
Mr. Burns: Jack-of-All-Trades & On-Sec @SSH3 🍻
Hops On Cops: Media Master & On-Sec @SSH3 🍻
If you need someone to keep the chaos organized and the trails in check at South Sound H3, look no further than Hops on Cops! As one of the the kennel’s On-Sec 📝, she’s the master of multitasking, always ready to lend a hand ✋, crack a joke 😂, or wrangle the pack when things inevitably go sideways 🤪. Her willingness to help knows no bounds—whether it’s chasing down hashers who “accidentally” skipped a beer stop 🍻 or ensuring everyone gets to the On-In (mostly) unscathed 🧭, she’s your go-to hero in a hash bandana.
When she’s not wrangling hashers, Hops on Cops is saving lives ❤️🩹 and spreading smiles 😊 as a Licensed Practical Nurse (LPN) at Linden Grove Health Care Center 🏥. Her patients know her as a kindhearted caregiver who never hesitates to go the extra mile—just don’t ask her to run it unless there’s beer at the end with a chair waiting! 🍺🏃♀️
Meet your On-Sec
In short, On-Sec are the behind-the-scenes heros of the hash, juggling all the details so everyone else can focus on the important stuff—running, drinking, and having a blast! 🎶🍺
On-Sec, short for On-Secretary, is an essential role in a Hash House Harriers (H3) kennel. The On-Sec is like the admin guru or the oil that keeps the kennel organized and running smoothly. While each kennel has its unique take on the role, the general responsibilities of an On-Sec often include:
1. Record Keeper 📝 with help from Hash Cash.
Maintaining the kennel's records, including contact lists, run logs, and attendance.
Keeping track of who’s been named, who’s hared, and any other important hash stats.
2. Communication Hub 📧📱
Managing communication with hashers via email, social media, or other platforms.
Sending out run notifications, updates, and any other announcements.
3. Event Coordinator 🎉
Assisting with planning hash events, special runs, and mismanagement meetings.
Ensuring everyone knows when and where the fun is happening!
4. Trail Wrangler 🧭
Helping hares and other hashers with trail organization if needed.
Keeping an eye on details to ensure the run goes off without too much chaos (or with just the right amount of it!).
5. Keeper of Traditions 🍻
Upholding the kennel’s customs and ensuring the hash spirit thrives.
Facilitating "circle" activities and traditions, including “down downs” and storytelling.