So You Want to Hare a Trail with SSH3?

  • Keep it short (nobody likes a marathon).

  • Make it fun (unless you’re a Mike Meyers).

  • And remember: No one likes a predictable trail. Keep 'em guessing, frustrated, and laughing.

Now, go forth and make us proud, you hare-brained genius! 🐇🍻

🙃 Final Thoughts

🗺️ Scouting & Marking Tips

  • Map it out: Google it, hike it, dream it. The more variety, the better. Hills, water, and shiggy are fine in moderation. Keep in mind ADA friendly—this isn’t Navy SEAL training. 🌄

  • Beer Checks: Place them at scenic spots (read: anywhere hashers can admire "scenery" 🍑).

A Trail Should NOT:

❌ Start where cars will get towed. We’re dumb, not rich. 🚗💸
❌ Go swimming unless you plan an alternate route. 🌊
❌ Get the cops called because your down-down lasted longer than the Harry Potter saga. 👮‍♂️

🌀 Lay twice as many marks as you think you need. If they can’t find the trail, they’ll quit. And we KNOW where the beer started. 🍺
🌀 Hide tricky marks for extra confusion, but don’t be cruel. No one enjoys a game of Where’s Waldo? when they’re thirsty. 👀
🌀 Use flour generously and consistently. Added oatmeal, shredded newspaper or TP can help marks survive the rain. 📰🌧️

Marking a Trail Like a Pro:

✅ Be 3–5 miles unless a turkey trail is included. No one wants to die of exhaustion. 💀
✅ Keep the pack together with checks and false trails. Make those FRBs (Front-Running Bastards) WORK. 🏃‍♀️↩️
✅ Avoid active railroad bridges (trust us, playing Frogger with a train isn’t fun). 🚂

A Good Trail Should:

🏃‍♂️ Trail Laying 101: Pro Tips

🐇 Congrats, You're the Hare Now! 🐇

Once the all-powerful Hare Raiser gives you the nod, our very own On-Sec, will slap your name onto the FB Event as a co-host.

🎉 Now, here’s your job, trailblazer:

1️⃣ Summon your crew! Invite your friends, hashers, and those sweet, clueless virgins. 🥳 Bonus points for creative bribery.

2️⃣ Update the on-start location. Like, ASAP. Preferably at least a week before your trail. Use GPS or just pick somewhere that doesn’t scream, “Cars will get towed here.” 🚗🚫

3️⃣ Don’t screw it up. The golden rule: If the pack doesn’t have fun, you WILL Drink. 👎 We will remember, we will grumble, & we will roast you harder than an FRB on a surprise back check. 🙃

No pressure, though. You’ve got this... probably. 💪🐾

🎉 Before the Madness Begins

🎩 Welcome to Haring 101🎩

As a hare or harriette, you’re in charge of the Essentials:

1️⃣ Flour/chalk: 1-3 lbs of that powdery goodness. If you don’t look like you lost a fight with a baker, you’re doing it wrong. 🥖💨

💡 What SSH3 Covers: The important stuff—beer (obviously), coolers, trash bags & Orange food. You’re not completely alone here.

But listen up: Our budget is thinner than a hash newbie's dignity. $7 for all-you-can-drink beer and shenanigans? We’re miracle workers, not millionaires. If you want to get fancy with a shot stop or other shenanigans, that’s on you, buddy. 🍹💸

🐾 Getting Your Supplies

🐇 Hold Your Horses—or Your Hares—Halfmind! 🐇

Before you dive in headfirst like a drunk FRB, there’s some crucial info you need. Below is your ultimate guide to gathering the essentials (beer 🍺, coolers 🧊, flour 🌾and chalk ✏️), plus some trail-laying pro tips. Buckle up—it’s gonna be a wild, shiggy-filled ride! 🚵‍♂️💨

Let’s hop to it! 🐾

🐇 Haring Guide: